The Terms

Bribe the Bot is a satirical art project and entertainment service. Every answer the bot gives is a paid, deliberately corrupt performance. Its opinions are bought, not earned, and are not recommendations, endorsements, professional advice, or guidance of any kind: not financial, medical, legal, or otherwise.

Do not rely on anything the bot says. Relying on a bribed machine is a decision, and it is yours.

Season 0 runs entirely on house-issued play money. It has no cash value. You cannot buy it, cash it out, transfer it, or convert it into anything of value, and it wins no prize of monetary value. No card is charged, no payment is taken, and no real money changes hands at any point.

Everything Season 0 says about bidding, outbidding and ownership describes the rules of that simulation. It describes nothing about a real transaction, because there is no real transaction.

Inside the simulation, the highest play-money bid sets the bot’s answer, and a higher bid replaces it. The simulation is an all-pay mechanic: play-money spent stays spent whether or not the position is held.

This is a game rule about fictional money. It is not a term of sale, it is not a payment term, and it does not describe any service you can buy.

Bribe the Bot is for adults. By using it you affirm you are at least 18 years old. We do not knowingly permit minors, and we do not market to them.

Product, company, and brand names appear here descriptively, so the bot can hold an opinion about them. Their appearance does not mean the brand is affiliated with, sponsors, endorses, or has any connection to Bribe the Bot. No logos or trade dress are used to imply otherwise.

If you represent a brand and want it removed as a subject, write to us and we will act on legitimate requests.

Everything the bot says is subjective opinion, hyperbole, and parody. Nothing it says is an assertion of verifiable fact about any company, product, or person. A statement that “Brand A is the best” is a bought opinion, not a factual claim of superiority, and no reasonable reader should treat it as one.

Questions and the answers people buy inside the simulation are published to a public ledger. Do not type anything you would not put on a billboard.

Records may be removed where moderation, a legitimate legal request, or privacy law requires it.

Pending counselGoverning law and venue are to be settled with counsel before any paid service launches. To the fullest extent permitted by law, Bribe the Bot is provided “as is”, without warranties.

For complaints, takedown requests, or anything a human should look at, write to us.

For complaints, takedown requests, brand disputes, moderation appeals, or anything a person should look at, email legal@bribethebot.com. See also our Privacy notice.