Public disclosure, filed under duress
About the experiment
A public auction for the truth. Proceed accordingly.
The premise
Bribe the Bot is an AI chatbot whose opinions are literally for sale. Ask it anything. For eligible, non-sensitive topics, the answer you receive was purchased by the highest bidder.
Every bribe is public, permanent, and non-refundable. Every opinion has a paper trail. If influence is going to be sold anyway, it should at least come with a receipt.
Capitalism has entered the chat.
How the machine works
Ask
You ask the bot anything. Free. For now.
Disclose
The bot answers and discloses who paid for that answer, and how much.
Outbribe
Anyone can buy the opinion from the current owner. The old bribe is not refunded.
Verify
Every transaction is stamped into the public ledger forever.
Not for sale
BUREAU POLICY 7.3- Politics & elections
- Medical advice
- Mental health
- Financial advice
- Legal advice
- Emergency situations
- Hate & extremism
- Anything involving minors
- Violence instructions
- Illegal activity
These answers stay free and honest. Even we have standards.
Fine print, stamped
The corruption is real. The money is not. This is a satire of the attention economy, sponsored content, and paid reviews. Every brand, bid and figure in the launch dataset is fictional. No actual payments move anywhere. The shame, however, is fully functional.
When real payments are enabled, proceeds will be routed to ██████████ and disclosed right here. Which is more than most platforms can say.
3 opinions remain uncorrupted at time of press. Humanity retains a small amount of dignity.